Hello All,
My wife and I saw G.I. Joe yesterday. We arrived about an hour or just under an hour before the movie was to begin. In the last fifteen minutes before the movie started to about 3 minutes after the commercials start, dumbfounded moviegoers walked into the theatre with dumb and surprised looks on their faces; their internal monologue was probably saying, "Ohhh. What? There are hardly any seats. But the movie hasn't started yet". It is freaking opening weekend and these Re:tards acted surprised that it was sooo busy. G.I. Joe was probably in the top five for biggest kids TV shows in the 80s; along of course with Transformers and in the early 90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Where have you people been the last 25 years? Under a freaking rock? In a tree? Ohh well, enough complaining for now..wait. Parents, take your kids to the movies when they are old enough to not ask you every 10 F$#king seconds what is happening. If they cannot follow the movie...maybe they should not be watching it. Okay...I am done now, although I am slowly becoming Paul Rudd's character from Role Models; hilarious movie; check it out.
G.I. Joe was awesome. Not too much dialogue; cause dialogue in action movies is not very good...anymore...well since like Lethal Weapon 2 and Die Hard; there are other exceptions but I do not have time to think of them right now. Thrilling action sequences, but not toppled onto each other to the point where it gets a little annoying; like in Transformers 2 [it was good, but not enough story]. Casting decent to great Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans, Rachel Nichols [HOTTTT], Arnold Vosloo, Sienna Miller [HOTTERRRRR], Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ray Park F*&king Rocked and Rocks as Snake Eyes. The Story was actually better than one might have expected. I was somewhat surprised that it was as good as it was, but I did believe that it would be done decently.
Top Five Movies of the Summer (in no particular order):
Star Trek
The Hangover
Wolverine
G.I. Joe
Transformers 2
Thanks for reading.
Sincerely,
fAnboY daVe
P.S. I continue to watch The Watchmen but I am currently watching Pineapple Express.
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